Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Senior Pictures Result in Brief Spout of Depression

When I get a hair cut the following happens:
  • My ears are combed about fifty times
  • I stare and read the labels of the five hair products on the counter ninety-eight times
  • I tip(even though most of the barbers I encounter are dull-witted nincompoops who have just the a tiny morsel of skill)
  • I distress over my hair
  • I resist the urge to buy a hat that will cover both my wretched hair cut and my ridiculously large ears
  • I finally decide that it doesn't look that bad
  • I get sorta happy
Joel Samson Berntsen(Heroes-David Bowie)

1 comment:

Brandon Foster said...

TV On the Radio covered that song