My funeral will be a very startlingly experience.
Here’s why: First off, I’m going to arrange for my body to be smothered with preservatives. I will then be shipped to Norway. Once there, I will be driven to the coast of the Norwegian Sea. My decaying corpse will be placed in a wooden canoe where I’ll have my friends and family pour hard liquor over my body before pushing me out to sea. I’ll then have my Father (or son) shoot a flare gun at my rotted remains. I will catch flame. My Body is a Cage by Arcade Fire will be playing. It will be beautiful and poetic.
Joel Samson Berntsen(Louis XIV-Paper Doll)
1 comment:
quite simply epic.
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