My, oh, my! Dearly loved viewers of the self-absorbed, prissy blog I write, I sincerely apologize. I haven’t posted in what seems to be years: Perpetually postponing and getting obese on the extra sludge of employment and education. The atrocity of my lethargic ways must be stopped! I’ve had the Movie Miller’s Crossing for seven weeks and I still haven’t watched it. There must be something truly and utterly wrong with my well-being. I will have to try to recover by means of medication. I resolve to bid ado to you with one last concise comment; I will be back.
Joel Samson Berntsen (A wave of silence passes over my bloodied eyes.)